Carousel Pony

“Carousel Pony” by Holly Sheidenberger

That park had an old-fashioned carousel in it.

Carl would never be caught dead on one of those prissy, fancied-up, flowered white carousel ponies.

But this carousel had a dolphin on it.

He had to ride that dolphin.

When the gate opened, he speed-sauntered over to it.

A little child reached the dolphin first, and he panicked.

Carl lunged, grabbed the pole, and yelled out, “Dibs!!”

The child’s lip quivered, then a rasping inhale and a wailing cry filled the air.

Carl looked to see that the child was clutching a dolphin toy and soaking it with tears.

He looked down at his maniac hands clenching the dolphin’s reins.

He sighed, loosened his grip, and handed them over. “Here you go, kid. Sorry.”

He guessed it was a fancy pony sort of day after all.

Modern Art

“Modern Art” by Holly Sheidenberger

Brent was my new boyfriend, an artist. Mysterious and kind of sullen, but probably a genius.

He cooked octopus for dinner at his loft.

Halfway through my second tentacle, he picked up a bucket of ice water that he had hidden under the table. He dumped the whole thing on my head.

Shocked breathless, and drenched from head to toe, I jumped up. Eyes wide, gasping for air, I stared at Brent. He didn’t flinch.

I soggily flagged my own cab to get home.

I still went to his art show on Friday.

The only thing in the gallery was a huge screen. It was playing a video – of me. Ten feet high, black and white, in slow motion, dripping wet, rubbery half-chewed octopus tentacle in my open, gasping mouth.

I hate modern art.

But I love Brent. He’s a genius.